Worlds without end the emptiest parts of the life span crows and ravens prey on
frozen, hungry brown bears as if it could smash through solid rock
an eye on some freakist, million-to-one
You've just made me snort with laughter in the library. And...you're right, especially if you're thinking of Islam, which promises no less than 72 pussies, at least to the elite among martyrs. But I wasn't even thinking of that when I wrote the poem, so thanks for making me think of it.
About that 72 thing. How does that work exactly? Do they get 72 girls for eternity? But once you go through them once they are no longer virgins. Or does it replenish? If it's the former that doesn't strike me as a fair deal. Sort of like the Wile E. Coyote thing: how many were there? Was there just one thickheaded numbskull or several? These are burning questions.
In the Muslim's heaven, hymens reconstitute themselves after every copulation, so that the martyr may repeatedly have the pleasure of deflowering his pleasure squad.
You know what? I made that up off the top of my head, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's true. Islam is certainly high-octane entertainment.
I've lost control of this thread for good. That's a good thing.
But I think the original poem was truer by itself. If you're new here, and you're reading this thread, remember that this is not a continuation of the poem!
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...and the promise to stick in pussy.
You've just made me snort with laughter in the library. And...you're right, especially if you're thinking of Islam, which promises no less than 72 pussies, at least to the elite among martyrs. But I wasn't even thinking of that when I wrote the poem, so thanks for making me think of it.
cheers
Luke
About that 72 thing. How does that work exactly? Do they get 72 girls for eternity? But once you go through them once they are no longer virgins. Or does it replenish? If it's the former that doesn't strike me as a fair deal. Sort of like the Wile E. Coyote thing: how many were there? Was there just one thickheaded numbskull or several? These are burning questions.
small grammatical error in my original post....should have been "to stick IT in..." For whatever that's worth.
In the Muslim's heaven, hymens reconstitute themselves after every copulation, so that the martyr may repeatedly have the pleasure of deflowering his pleasure squad.
You know what? I made that up off the top of my head, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's true. Islam is certainly high-octane entertainment.
cheers
Luke
It's true, man. Seen it on TV ;-)
Along with rectums shaped like oversized fruit bowls.
Good times.
Wow.
I've lost control of this thread for good. That's a good thing.
But I think the original poem was truer by itself. If you're new here, and you're reading this thread, remember that this is not a continuation of the poem!
love
Luke
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