I brought a carpenter's toolbox.
Then I'll fuck your face with a baseball bat,
using nice, long steady strokes.
My hands are already dirty
from all the work you don't do.
Then I'll whack at your elbows
until those arms come apart,
skin sliding like a pair of socks
from thin muscle and bone.
I've already removed the fish
from your very impressive fishtank:
this is a fishnapping. They are swimming
in a bucket in my truck. You'll have no
such luck: you're getting dunked, son,
headfirst with all the little that's left of you.
Murder can be sweet, murder can be delicious,
murder can be clean like doing the dishes.
I replace my stapler and leave whistling.
Your feces turn the fishtank brown
from green as we enter the present.
No vacancy remains: you were never a resident.