note: This poem is the most succinct piece from my new collection, An Oyez & Thirteen Purrs. If anyone would like to have this collection in their pants, let me know in the comments section.

CIRCUMCISION TIME

we are going to remove just a little bit of your penis
just a little piece of your penis a small chunk from the tip

don't worry about it this is standard procedure
if you protest we will make it clear to the world
that it is you who are disgusting and hysterical
our scalpels are clean and efficient you would be dirty if it were not for us